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Funny Birthday Card Congrats on Being One Year Closer to an AARP membership

Name: Funny Birthday Card Congrats on Being One Year Closer to an AARP membership
Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio
SKU: BI1032
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (8 reviews)

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If the thought of aging terrifies you, don’t worry—this funny birthday card is here to remind you that the best thing about getting older is the discounts and perks you get as a senior. Just imagine: every year, you're one step closer to the coveted AARP membership card. It might sting a little, but hey, you’ll soon be eligible for all the old people deals—because who doesn’t love a good discount?

Perfect for those celebrating their 50th birthday, 30th birthday, or 60th birthday, this hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the fact that they're inching closer to becoming a senior citizen. Whether you’re gifting it to your mom, dad, husband, or wife, anyone who can laugh at the idea of getting older will appreciate this humorous little reality check.

Aging doesn’t have to suck, especially if you have a snarky birthday card like this to remind you that it's not all bad. Funny 50th birthday cards like this one make aging feel less like a crisis and more like a badge of honor. You’ve earned those gray hairs, those laugh lines, and that steadily growing appreciation for a good nap. Plus, the 30th birthday crowd will appreciate this card, too—because it’s only downhill from here, right? (Just kidding… kind of.)

This funny, unique birthday card is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of dark humor to liven up their day. And let’s face it, you’re gonna get used to being carded at the pharmacy before long. But hey, at least you'll be able to smile about it with your new AARP membership, right? So go ahead, embrace the discounts—and let the funny 60th birthday cards have their moment too!

Details

Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
Dampen with sponge to seal
Blank interior for your personal message
Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

Shipping and Processing

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SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

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