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Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad

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Celebrate your dad's special day with a laugh! Our "Funny Birthday Card for Dad" is the perfect humorous greeting card that will bring a smile to his face. Featuring the hilarious message "I Used to Live in Your Balls," this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit for Father's Day or any occasion. Show your appreciation and share a chuckle with this unique card that blends humor and heartfelt wishes. Make his birthday unforgettable with this one-of-a-kind, funny card!
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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Customer Reviews

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Laurie Swegle
Love my card!

I kept coming back to the Crimson and Clover website and finally bought the funniest card I've ever seen! I love the cards and can't wait to see the hysterical reaction from the recipients!

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Dorothy Mayabb
Dad hates it, I love it!

Funniest card ever! Made my dad cringe but made the rest of us laugh!

Making dads cringe is our jam!

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Krista Hattemer
Iโ€™m going to win Fatherโ€™s Day

My dad refers to us as his fastest swimmers. Thank you for this perfect card.

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Kerri Feil
5 Stars

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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Kerri Feil
Hilarious would definitely buy again

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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