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Funny Candle Eat a Bag of Dicks Banana Soy Candle 9 oz

  • $26.00
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Wait… this candle really smells like a bag of dicks!? Why yes! Yes, it does! A perfect statement piece for the guest room when your guests are of questionable quality. Smells like STFU and bananas.⁠


Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

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Customer Reviews

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Michelle Barnes
Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

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Michelle Barnes
Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

C
Cheri Hane
5 Stars

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

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Cheri Hane
Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best H...

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

C
Cheri Hane
Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best H...

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!