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Funny Plant Marker Bitch Don't Kill Me

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Give your precious plants the love they deserve with this 'Bitch Don't Kill Me' plant marker—a hilarious gift for any plant lover! This funny plant marker let's everyone know that your plants are off-limits and their lives are safe and secure. (But, you know, not to the point of suffocation!)

See photo and read color variations tab for possible color variations.

Details

100% Bamboo

4" x 2.36

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Give your precious plants the love they deserve with this 'Bitch Don't Kill Me' plant marker—a hilarious gift for any plant lover! This funny plant marker let's everyone know that your plants are off-limits and their lives are safe and secure. (But, you know, not to the point of suffocation!)

See photo and read color variations tab for possible color variations.

Details

100% Bamboo

4" x 2.36

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.