1. “Happy Father’s Day From Your Favorite Child”
This card is perfect if you’re the golden child—and even better if you’re not but still delusional. It’s petty. It’s hilarious. It’s accurate. And it’s one of our best-selling funny Father’s Day cards for a reason.
2. “I Used to Live in Your Balls”
We said what we said. This one’s for the dad with a twisted sense of humor and zero boundaries. It’s weird, it’s bold, it’s… science? Give it to him and wait for the slow chuckle followed by, “Jesus Christ.”
3. “Dads: Secretly Lowering Thermostats for Years”
A love letter to the dad who would rather freeze his family than touch the thermostat. This card speaks to the unspoken war of home temperature control that all dads proudly fight—and win.
4. “At Least I’m Not a Serial Killer”
The bar was low, but you cleared it. This card is great for the “strict but fair” dad who raised you on sarcasm and horror documentaries. He’ll laugh. Then he’ll frame it.
