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Funny Mother’s Day Gifts That’ll Make Her Laugh (or Disown You)

Funny Mother’s Day Gifts That’ll Make Her Laugh (or Disown You)

Because she's not getting a boring bathrobe again.

Finding the perfect Mother’s Day gift is hard. Especially when your mom doesn’t exactly scream Live Laugh Love, and more like Wine. Wi-Fi. Don’t talk to me before noon.

If your mom has a wicked sense of humor, cusses like a sailor, or just needs a break from the chaos she created (aka, you), then congrats — you’re in the right corner of the internet.

Here are five funny Mother’s Day gift ideas for moms who are over the Pinterest-perfect BS and just want something that makes them feel seen.


1. Hiding From the Family Candle

Funny Candle Hiding from the Family Coconut Lime Soy Candle-Candles-Crimson and Clover Studio

Scent: Peace. Solitude.

This candle is basically an emotional support object. For the mom who disappears into the bathroom for “15 minutes” and reemerges 3 hours later with an empty bottle of wine and zero apologies.

Why she’ll love it:
Because she’s been trying to hide from you since 1994.


2. Sorry About Your Other Kids, At Least You Have Me Card

Sorry About Your Other Children Funny Card for Mom Dad-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Listen, someone had to say it. Why not you?

This card is ideal for the favorite child — or at least the one with enough self-awareness to admit it. Perfect for moms with multiple children and a well-developed ranking system.

Use case:
Pair it with a Mother of the Fucking Year gift bag.


3. I Promise to Help You With the Internet Card

Funny Mother's Day Card I Promise to Help You with the Internet-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

A heartwarming gesture, thinly veiled in sarcasm.
Because we all know her phone has 46 open tabs and her passwords are written in a notebook she hasn’t seen since 2018.

Bonus points:
Offer to reset her router. That’s real love.


4. Notes From the Voices in My Head Notepad

Funny Notepad Notes from the Voices in My Head-notepad-Crimson and Clover Studio

For the mom who has a to-do list, a second to-do list for the things she forgot on the first list, and a third one that’s just passive-aggressive reminders to “breathe.”

Also works for:
Therapists, witches, and women who keep the family running on vibes and Post-Its.


5. F-Bomb Mom Bath Bomb

F-Bomb Mom Funny Bath Bomb-bath bombs-Crimson and Clover Studio

She swears. She soaks. She survives.
Drop this baby in the tub and let her exhale every curse word she swallowed at PTA meetings and family dinners.

Smells like:
Relaxation with a side of “don’t talk to me unless you’re on fire.”


The Bottom Line: Don’t Give Her a Lame Gift

This Mother’s Day, skip the sad grocery store flowers and get her something that reflects her true essence: unhinged, underappreciated, and 100% iconic.

Whether she’s your biological mom, your emotional support aunt, or the woman who raised you and your questionable life choices — make her laugh. She deserves that much.


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