Finding the right wine is hard.
Finding the right wine bag that matches your chaotic energy? Even harder.
If you’re tired of showing up to parties with boring paper gift bags that scream “I just remembered this event existed 10 minutes ago," it’s time to upgrade your bottle game.
Here are five funny wine bags for people who believe drinking is a sport and life is too short for boring entrances.
Because nothing says "congratulations!" like confusion and mild concern.
Drop a nice cabernet in here and keep everyone guessing.
(Warning: may upstage the actual gift.)
Use case:
Housewarming parties, divorces, Tuesdays.
Technically it’s wine.
Technically.
Who’s to say what’s really inside? The mystery is part of the charm.
Pro tip:
Bring it to a bridal shower and watch everyone’s soul leave their body.
3. Here’s That Dildo You Wanted
Are you technically lying?
Maybe.
Are you bringing the energy everyone secretly hopes for?
Absolutely.
Best for:
Bachelorette parties, bestie birthdays, family events (if you're feeling bold).
For when small talk is exhausting and you’d rather fast-forward to the part where you're gossiping and plotting world domination.
Bonus:
Pairs well with bottomless mimosas and unhinged group chats.
Short. Sweet. Savage.
Perfect for the friend who’s been there through every bad decision, ugly cry, and questionable haircut.
Suggested pairing:
Bad decisions.
The Bottom Line: Your Wine Deserves Better
Life’s too short for boring wine bags — and frankly, so are you.
If you're gonna show up, show up with chaos.
(Preferably wrapped around a nice bottle of Pinot.)
👉 Shop all Crimson and Clover funny wine bags here.
Bring the wine. Bring the energy. Bring the unhinged elegance.