Gifting can be tricky. You want to get something that says, “I care,” but also, “I have a sense of humor.” Fear not—*Crimson and Clover Studio* has got you covered! Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, a housewarming, or just because your friend needs a good laugh, we’ve got the cheekiest, sassiest gifts for every occasion. Check out these killer ideas.
Housewarming: ‘Boo, You Whore’ Mug
Nothing says “Welcome home” like a quote straight from *Mean Girls*. This mug is perfect for that friend who loves a good throwback and needs a daily reminder that they’re a boss. Bonus points if they actually use it when hosting! Check it out here.
Birthday: ‘Happy Birthday, Slutface’ Gift Bag
No one likes boring birthday bags, so why settle for one? Give the ultimate “I love you, but also I will roast you” birthday experience with this gift bag that’ll have everyone laughing before the presents are even opened. Shop it here.
Anniversary: ‘I Love You as Much as I Hate Trump’ Card
For the couple who bonded over political rants, this card says what’s really on their minds. Perfect for anniversaries where you want to say “I love you” without the over-the-top sentimentality. Grab it here.
Just Because: ‘Get Shit Done’ Notepad
For that friend who always needs a little extra motivation (with a side of sarcasm). This notepad will help them stay organized, productive, and laughing along the way. The perfect pick-me-up gift! Shop the notepad here.
Holiday: ‘Basic Bitch’ Fall Candle
When your friend lives for pumpkin spice lattes and sweater weather, this candle is the ultimate homage to their inner “basic bitch.” Light it up, grab a blanket, and bask in the glory of fall. Snag it here.
These sassy gifts are designed to make your friends laugh, cringe, and love you even more. Why settle for ordinary when you can gift extraordinary? Check out our full collection for even more hilarious, edgy gift ideas!