Moving into a new home is a big deal, and while a bottle of wine is nice, why not give something a little more memorable (and a lot funnier)? If you want a housewarming gift that won’t get re-gifted or shoved in a drawer, here are some standout picks from Crimson and Clover Studio that’ll add personality to any new space.
1. The Perfect Housewarming Card: “Mojo Dojo Casa House”
If they just got the keys to their dream home (or their barely-holding-it-together rental), this Mojo Dojo Casa House card is a must. Inspired by that iconic movie, it’s perfect for new homeowners who appreciate a little pop culture humor. Bonus points if their home decor is as chaotic as Ken’s.
👉 Shop the card here: Mojo Dojo Casa House Card
2. A Candle That Says What Everyone’s Thinking
Every new bathroom needs a candle, but why settle for something basic when you can make a statement? The "Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" candle is the ultimate housewarming gift—funny, functional, and sure to make guests laugh (or get nervous).
👉 Shop the candle here: Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom Candle
3. A Kitchen Must-Have: “Not Just for Cocaine” Charcuterie Board
A good host knows that presentation is everything. Whether they’re serving cheese and crackers or, uh, other substances, the "Not Just for Cocaine" charcuterie board adds the perfect touch of humor. Practical? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely.
👉 Shop the board here: Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Board
4. For the Plant Parent: “Grow Big or Grow Home” Plant Marker
If they’re the type to name their plants and talk to them like pets, this “Grow Big or Grow Home” plant marker is the perfect addition to their new home. It’s a cheeky reminder to water the plants—because dead houseplants are not the aesthetic they’re going for.
👉 Shop the marker here: Grow Big or Grow Home