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Funny Gift Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board

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Please read the description tabs and look at the photos prior to ordering. Each board is UNIQUE and will etch differently.

Surprise your hostess with a Funny Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board! This hilarious and practical board has a funny message that will make everyone chuckle, and it's perfect for all types of charcuterie. Cut up crackers, cheese, and more in style with this funny cutting board. You'll be the life of the party!

Small - 9 x 6

Large - 11.5 x 9 

Sizes

Small board: 9 x 6 x .375

Large board: 8.75 x 11.5 x .5 

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Care

Hand wash only

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Carrie Lewellen
Loved it!

Super cute!

Glad you liked it!

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Please read the description tabs and look at the photos prior to ordering. Each board is UNIQUE and will etch differently.

Surprise your hostess with a Funny Not Just for Cocaine Charcuterie Cheese Cutting Board! This hilarious and practical board has a funny message that will make everyone chuckle, and it's perfect for all types of charcuterie. Cut up crackers, cheese, and more in style with this funny cutting board. You'll be the life of the party!

Small - 9 x 6

Large - 11.5 x 9 

Sizes

Small board: 9 x 6 x .375

Large board: 8.75 x 11.5 x .5 

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Care

Hand wash only

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.