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Happy Birthday to My Favorite Dinosaur Funny Birthday Card-Birthday-Crimson and Clover Studio

Happy Birthday to My Favorite Dinosaur Funny Birthday Card

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Aging is a privilege. Unless, of course, you're so old that archaeologists might accidentally dig you up. This funny birthday card is perfect for that special person who’s been around long enough to remember life before Wi-Fi.

Whether it’s a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a hilarious birthday card for a friend, this snarky card delivers a prehistoric-level burn with just the right amount of affection. If you know someone who complains about kids these days while adjusting their bifocals, this funny, unique greeting card is the perfect way to roast them on their special day.

Great or those celebrating their 50th birthday, 30th birthday, or 60th birthday. 

For fans of hilarious greeting cards with a side of savage humor, this card is a must. Just be prepared for them to start telling you about how gas used to be 50 cents a gallon.



The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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