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Funny Birthday Card Welcome to Adulthood-Birthday-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card Welcome to Adulthood

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Adulthood: the scam you never signed up for. This funny birthday card officially welcomes the recipient to a lifetime of bills, responsibilities, and wondering where all their money went.

Perfect as a funny birthday card for him, for her, or for any friend who just hit a major age milestone, this hilarious greeting card is a reminder that growing up is just another way of saying “congratulations, now everything costs money.”

For lovers of funny, unique greeting cards, this one is the perfect mix of humor and cold, hard truth. Because nothing says Happy Birthday like realizing you have to call the insurance company again.
Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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Customer Reviews

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Donna S.
GREAT CARD

SENDING TO MY SON FOR HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY

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Donna S.
GREAT CARD

SENDING TO MY SON FOR HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY

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Monica Tillman
High quality card, arrived quickly. and pe...

High quality card, arrived quickly. and perfect sentiment for a 30th birthday!

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Monica Tillman
5 Stars

High quality card, arrived quickly. and perfect sentiment for a 30th birthday!

M
Monica Tillman
High quality card, arrived quickly. and pe...

High quality card, arrived quickly. and perfect sentiment for a 30th birthday!

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