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Funny Candle Eat a Bag of D*cks Banana Soy Candle 9 oz

  • $24.95
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Wait… this candle really smells like a bag of d*cks!? Why yes! Yes, it does!  This funny candle is a perfect statement piece for the guest room when your guests are of questionable quality.

Smells like STFU and bananas.⁠


Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

Based on 38 reviews
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M
Michelle Barnes
Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

M
Michelle Barnes
Eat A Bag Of Dicks :)

Amazing candle, actually does smell like bananas lol. Took a picture of it and posted it on my social media page. It immediately got 20 likes. Great work!

C
Cheri Hane
5 Stars

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

C
Cheri Hane
Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best H...

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

C
Cheri Hane
Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best H...

Ahhh! lol This is going to be THE best House warming gift for a friend. So happy I found your shop!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Wait… this candle really smells like a bag of d*cks!? Why yes! Yes, it does!  This funny candle is a perfect statement piece for the guest room when your guests are of questionable quality.

Smells like STFU and bananas.⁠


Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.