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Hot Mess Express Funny Coffee Candle-Candles-Crimson and Clover Studio

Hot Mess Express Funny Coffee Candle

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All aboard the Hot Mess Express — where the vibes are chaotic, the caffeine is nonstop, and the to-do list is crying in the corner. This coffee-scented candle is made for the overbooked, overtired, and emotionally unstable girlies just trying to survive one espresso at a time.

Crafted with our clean-burning soy coconut wax, this funny candle smells like a fresh cup of coffee and a mental breakdown in progress. It’s the perfect gift for coffee lovers, your favorite hot mess friend, or literally anyone whose emotional support beverage is iced, overpriced, and consumed before 8 a.m.

Whether you're pulling an all-nighter, canceling plans again, or just pretending to have your life together, this coffee candle is here for the ride.

Fragrance Notes

Top
Coffee

Middle
Caramel, Sugar

Base
Vanilla, Milk

Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

8 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

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