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Funny Gift Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Charcuterie Cheese Board

  • $28.00
  • $28.00
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Please read the description tabs and look at the photos prior to ordering. Each board is UNIQUE and will etch differently.

The perfect gift for a hostess with a slightly-edgy sense of humor: our Funny Gift Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Charcuterie Cheese Board! Serve your favorite cheeses, crackers and meats with style (and a dash of irreverence!) Who said charcuterie had to be serious?

Sizes

Small board: 9 x 6 x .375

Large board: 8.75 x 11.5 x .5 

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Care

Hand wash only

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Please read the description tabs and look at the photos prior to ordering. Each board is UNIQUE and will etch differently.

The perfect gift for a hostess with a slightly-edgy sense of humor: our Funny Gift Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Charcuterie Cheese Board! Serve your favorite cheeses, crackers and meats with style (and a dash of irreverence!) Who said charcuterie had to be serious?

Sizes

Small board: 9 x 6 x .375

Large board: 8.75 x 11.5 x .5 

Color Variations

PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color. 

Care

Hand wash only

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.