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The perfect gift for a hostess with a slightly-edgy sense of humor: our Funny Gift Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Charcuterie Cheese Board! Serve your favorite cheeses, crackers and meats with style (and a dash of irreverence!) Who said charcuterie had to be serious?
Small board: 9 x 6 x .375
Large board: 8.75 x 11.5 x .5
PLEASE NOTE: This item is made of several different strips of bamboo all glued together. Each strip of bamboo is a different density and will etch differently. The engraving on each item will look different because of the unique attributes of each piece of bamboo. Some will be lighter, some will be darker, and some may even appear striped. This makes each piece unique. We cannot guarantee the engraving colors of this item. Please see photo for potential color variations. We are unable to offer exchanges for a different color.
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Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen.
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NON US CUSTOMERS
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