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Single Welcome to the Shit Show Swear Pencil

  • $2.74
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Step up your writing game with this single "Welcome to the Shit Show" swear pencil! You'll make a statement with every note you take or word you write - plus, it's sure to get a few laughs! Laugh, swear and write away with this unique pencil!

SOLD INDIVIDUALLY

 

Details

Gold foil stamp imprint
Hexagon shape
#2 Lead
Not sharpened

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Dawn Padberg
5 Stars

These pencils were exactly as pictures. They are a gift and I know my friend will love them

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Dawn Padberg
These pencils were exactly as pictures. Th...

These pencils were exactly as pictures. They are a gift and I know my friend will love them

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Dawn Padberg
These pencils were exactly as pictures. Th...

These pencils were exactly as pictures. They are a gift and I know my friend will love them

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Mary Klein Green
5 Stars

Pencils are super cute. Have a shipping manager that says this all the time so bought as a gag gift for the office

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Mary Klein Green
Pencils are super cute. Have a shipping...

Pencils are super cute. Have a shipping manager that says this all the time so bought as a gag gift for the office

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Step up your writing game with this single "Welcome to the Shit Show" swear pencil! You'll make a statement with every note you take or word you write - plus, it's sure to get a few laughs! Laugh, swear and write away with this unique pencil!

SOLD INDIVIDUALLY

 

Details

Gold foil stamp imprint
Hexagon shape
#2 Lead
Not sharpened

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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