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Cocaine Christmas Christmas Funny Holiday Card

  • $6.00
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate the holidays with a bit of extra cheer! (And we don't mean cocoa!) Our Cocaine Christmas Card adds the perfect dash of hilarity to your season's greetings. Add a deviously devilish dose of laughter and send this naughty card to your favorite snowman!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Joanne Klein
card was exactly as i had expected. good...

card was exactly as i had expected. good quality cardstock. quality printing. i LOVE these sarcastic sayings.

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david Mahan
Cocaine

Funniest card ever!

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david Mahan
Cocaine

Funniest card ever!

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Lauren Mante
5 Stars

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Shelly Delgado
Great cards!

Sent out three to friends. They came quick, even with the Holiday Season! Will def use company again!

We're glad that you are happy with your cards! Thank you!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate the holidays with a bit of extra cheer! (And we don't mean cocoa!) Our Cocaine Christmas Card adds the perfect dash of hilarity to your season's greetings. Add a deviously devilish dose of laughter and send this naughty card to your favorite snowman!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.