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Funny Candle Calm the Fuck Down White Tea and Ginger Candle

  • $24.95
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Ready to calm the fuck down? Our funny candle gift is here to help! Light this 9 oz White Tea & Ginger candle to instantly create a soothing atmosphere. It's like a hug for your nose! Get ready to chill with its calming scent and funny label. The perfect present for those needing to squeeze a few \*zen\* moments out of their day. Who knew relaxation could be so funny?

Smells like relaxation, white tea, and ginger.


Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 9 reviews
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Diane Teske
Took the words outta my mouth

I absolutely loved this candle. Bought this for a valentine's day gift for a friend. The smell is awesome and smells "clean." Yes, I know that clean is not a smell, but it is now. Buy this candle. You won't regret it.

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Diane Teske
Took the words outta my mouth

I absolutely loved this candle. Bought this for a valentine's day gift for a friend. The smell is awesome and smells "clean." Yes, I know that clean is not a smell, but it is now. Buy this candle. You won't regret it.

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Jennifer G.
Hilarious and yummy!

Love it!

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Jennifer G.
Hilarious and yummy!

Love it!

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Jaclyn Willms
Best smelling candle and cracks me every t...

Best smelling candle and cracks me every time! Buying more!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Ready to calm the fuck down? Our funny candle gift is here to help! Light this 9 oz White Tea & Ginger candle to instantly create a soothing atmosphere. It's like a hug for your nose! Get ready to chill with its calming scent and funny label. The perfect present for those needing to squeeze a few \*zen\* moments out of their day. Who knew relaxation could be so funny?

Smells like relaxation, white tea, and ginger.


Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.